A ship, a launch, a train and a plane plus many cabs. How did I find myself in Sweden without a passport, without money, without mobile phone access and with the clothes I was stood up in…..
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Monday 21st June. What a difference a day makes. The sun is high the sky is blue, and more importantly the sea is calm. I have had a good nights sleep, I have breakfasted and it is time to find out what is happening. I wander up to the bridge and ask the Captain if there was any news regarding myself. A big arm gesture and a loud “I know nothing” was his reply………….great….I walk out to the bridge wing and ponder the day before reconfronting the old man with the idea that it might be possible for me to get off when the ship anchors, later on that afternoon.
I spend the rest of the day walking up and down the deck of the ship in brilliant sunshine as we get ever closer to Gothenburg. What a fantastic time for prayer and I manage to prayer walk the whole of Brandesburton before we anchor at 1545.
1600. The ship is at anchor and I can finally disembark, except it is too rough on the starboard side, dejavu or what, I get the crew to change the ladder over to the port side, but they have to be quick as the ship is swinging and we are about to lose the lee…..
1610. Off the ship at last and driving through the Gothenburg archipelago on a RIB at high speed.
1700. Ashore in a cab and on my way to Gothenburg railway station to catch a train to Stockholm, where I will be met by “someone” who will take me to a hotel.
1740. Pulling out of Gothenburg station, eta Stockholm 2100. I don’t even have any money for a drink. What will happen if there is no one to meet me in Stockholm? The person I am sat next too has a laptop and settles down to watch “A hitchikers guide to the galaxy” ………………..There are similarities in my predicament and the tale I am watching…The time passes quickly and we arrive in Stockholm on time at 2100. Next decision, do I stay with the train or do I start walking and hope I meet somebody?!
2105. This station is massive, Stockholm has a population of 1 500 000, so it will be large. Which way do I go, I keep praying, please Lord arrange someone to meet me, please Lord arrange someone to meet me…. There are all kinds of exits and way outs, Please Lord arrange someone to meet me. I arrive on a big concourse and take the left exit, please Lord arrange someone to meet me, I arrive outside, I am now in the middle of Stockholm, without a passport, without money, without a mobile phone, without the name of the hotel, without a contact number, in my Pilots uniform with my big jacket which holds a lifejacket and 2 flashing lights, and there are lots and lots and lots of cabs. (If all else fails I will pull the cord on my lifejacket, set my lights a flashing and blow my whistle, that should attract some attention) I head towards the cabs to my left, please Lord arrange someone to meet me.I put my bag down and start waiting. 5 metres away a cab driver is writing my name on a piece of card……Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou Lord!!!!!!!!
2140. In the hotel having a shower on the rush and trying to make the bar for some food.
2320. Back in my room I have eaten and had a couple of beers, tried to get some money from the cash machine and guess what….it aint accepting my card. I try to ring Sue on the room phone and guess what…. the phone aint working!!!!!!
I pick up the Gideons bible and turn to John, In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God. He was with God in the beginning. ..Nothing else really matters, I am safe, I have a bed for the night and Jesus loves me. I doze off once again praising God and thanking Him for all He has done for me today.
Tusday 22nd June. 0900. I have been dropped outside the British embassy in the middle of a long queue of people after visas. Because I am a British Citizen I get taken through to the consular window very quickly, by quickly I mean after being thoroughly searched and emptying my bag of all its contents……I am stood in front of a young lady, who cannot quite believe my story, instead of a British citizen I feel like someone from outer space who has been dropped from a space ship, you havent got a… or a… or any….and how did you get here then?!!
Everything is made clear after a few telephone conversations and 3 hours later I am stood outside the embassy clutching my £80 emergency passport valid for 1 trip, Stockholm to Prague, Prague to Manchester. Yes, Prague, it really keeps getting better and better doesn’t it? I am once again waiting for another cab to take me back to the Hotel for lunch which has been arranged by the shipping agent.
1300. It won’t surprise you to know that lunch hadn’t been arranged and I am once more stuck awaiting another cab to take me to the airport. Thankfully the agent arrives and gives me some money……. hooray.
1700ish I am sat in a bar in the airport with a plate of fish and chips, a pint of lager and France are 1- nil down to South Africa, It really does not get any better than this……YES, OH YES IT DOES France are 2-nil down. I am afraid I have made a bit of a display of myself as I seem to have been the only one to shout YES, leap from my seat, punch the air and run around the bar with my shirt over my head after that second goal. I sit down sheepishly and I wonder to myself, who do the Swedish support??
Midnight Tuesday I am home, Thank you Lord for looking after me. I could write about Prague and how the connecting flight was delayed because I got stuck at security with my tin of Gillette deodorant, steel toe cap boots and the mystery object in my pilot coat, but that will have to wait for another time of salty yarn telling. Night night God bless it has been a long day….